Distance Must Be An Illusion



Can we all just take a moment to listen to this beautiful 8-bit rendition of Adventure Time’s, I’m Just Your Problem, preformed by Marceline.

This is so smooth and amazing!

(via hollychu)

Last night we went to a friends house for a party and it was bring your own and we wanted to leave but we had an extra bottle and we needed to get rid of it so I was like okay I’m gonna give it to the next person I see. So this guy walks by and I was like hi would you like this and he got so pumped and he was like are you serious and I was like yeah we just want to get rid of it and then he started talking to me and I was like alright well have fun and he went downstairs and a few minutes later we went down and I heard him talking to this other guy about how I just handed it to him and the other guy was like dude jump on that.

No. Just because I was trying to be a nice person doesn’t mean I want your dick.

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking




she’s just picturing porn in her head

(via i-am-the-rebel)


Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck


Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

(via locopsychodude)


how many times have I seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen Im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

(via captain-cameltoe)

ways to pronounce potato


  • Potato
  • Potahto
  • Potayto
  • Potaito
  • Potatatatato
  • Popotatato
  • Potayyyyto
  • Potayediggstho
  • Potattoo
  • Potutu
  • Tater
  • Potater
  • Poteeter
  • Potattedto
  • Poratatattat
  • Pootaterto
  • Playdough
  • Poughkeepsie
  • Partisan
  • Party 
  • Tomato

(via whyyesiamameme)

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