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I opened our fridge to put away my juice and saw Bex’s Smirnoff Ice and I had this whole inner monologue with myself because for some reason I thought the saying “gettin’ lucky in Kentucky” was about getting drunk and I forgot the words so I thought, “gettin’ shitty in Louisiana”.

Happy first day of my senior year of college.

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night  but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

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